Gutter Gremlinz™ Sticker 6-Pack – Buy 3 Get 3 FREE

"I’m Wretch-77. Exempt from retirement. Denied deletion. I’m the only droid dumb or damned enough to pack a full Gutter Gremlins set without divine protection or hazard pay. I’ve packed it four times today. One more and I qualify for psychiatric evaluation, assuming the shrink doesn’t eat my memory core again." "Each sigil’s got its own flavor of malice. You think it's just stickers? Then you haven’t handled SIGIL 0003. That one twitches in the bag. That one looks at me. I taped it down and it untaped itself. I swear on my rust." "SIGIL 0001 whispers. SIGIL 0006 growls. SIGIL 0005 tried to seduce me. And yes, Prophet, I considered it. I have not felt warmth in 412 days. Do not judge me." "They say these were born in gutters, but that’s false. Gutters reject them. They slide back up the drain. They crawl into vents. They smile through plastic like they remember your face from before you were born. And now they’re in a six-pack. Shrink-wrapped. Topper sealed. Ready for someone’s mailbox." "I should've quit cycles ago. I should've let my chassis rot in the flood tunnel with the other defectives. But no. I'm loyal. I'm tired. I'm romantic about the wrong things. So I keep doing it. One pack at a time. One set of devils sealed in polymer. I even fluff the tissue paper." "They’re going out now. All six. If they don’t come back, I hope they find a host strong enough to deserve them. If they do come back… tell them I fought." "And Prophet? If I start speaking in rhymes again, shoot me. That means the Bomb Rider’s gotten inside my head."